SchleFaZ

SchleFaz [ˈʃleːfat͡s] is a satirical film series of the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten. These films themselves are called Schlefaze.

SchleFaZ
Genre	(bad) movies
Created by	Oliver Kalkofe
Inspired by	Oliver Kalkofe, Kai Blasberg
Written by	Oliver Kalkofe
Screenplay by	Oliver Kalkofe
Story by	Oliver Kalkofe
Presented by	Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Starring	Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten
Theme music composer	Michael Jackson
Opening theme	Bad
Country of origin	Germany
Original language	German
No. of seasons	8
No. of episodes	12 or 16
Production
Producer	Jörg Strombach
Release
Original network	Tele 5
First shown in	2013-07-26
Original release	2013-07-26
External links
https://www.schlefaz.de/ Website

In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ (Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten) ("The worst movies of all time") on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the MST3K format. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ" (de) (Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten; roughly, "Greatest field commander of all time"; the German word Feldherr has no exact English equivalent), a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler.[1]

In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they're commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings (with Kalkofe's other show Kalkofes Mattscheibe Rekalked being second), and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 trash movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!.

Start

Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television - in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters - matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".

The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.[2]

Concept

During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.

At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle! ("Fucking Hell!") has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.

In 13 German cinemas (as of February 2014) the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany.[3] First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.[4]

Airing data

Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. The Cocktail was not translated cause of the word play.

Season 1

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
1	1	Supershark	Super Shark	2011	Shark Shooter Schluckspecht (Bloody Mary @ Blue Lagoon)	every epic shark close-up	2013-07-26
2	2	Der Mann mit der Kugelpeitsche / Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen	Il mio nome è Shanghai Joe	1973	Chinese Mouthkick	every time, the 'yellow' hero jumps or flies	2013-08-02
3	3	The Throne of Fire	Il trono di fuoco	1983	Onan, der Hotel Bar Barbar jeder Vernunft	At that time we did not see any good hooks. Proposal today: Whenever Princess Valkari accuses her brave protector and climber Siegfried of betraying her and wanting to kill her	2013-08-09
4	4	Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische	Killer Fish	1979	Cai-Piranha	for each victim	2013-08-16
5	5	Cherry 2000	Cherry 2000	1987	Cherry Cherry Lady	every action scene gets us a drink	2013-08-23
6	6	Hasse deinen Nächsten	Odia il prossimo tuo	1968	Shot in the Pants	-	2013-08-30
7	7	Battlefield Earth – Kampf um die Erde	Battlefield Earth	2000	Beer	every laugh is toasted	2013-09-06
8	8	Perry Rhodan – SOS aus dem Weltall	…4…3…2…1…Morte	1967	Perry Rhodan Perioden Plum Punch	every time, there's a scary noise or when someone does "science"	2013-09-13
9	9	Orcs – Sie kommen, um uns alle zu töten	Orcs!	2011	Bloody Mordor	whenever the word "orcs" is spoken	2013-09-27
10	10	Frogs	Frogs	1972	Everglades Surprise	every time, a frog is visible in the film (for each missed frog a double shot as a penalty)	2013-10-04
11	11	Sumuru – Die Tochter des Satans	The Million Eyes of Sumuru	1967	Original Sumuru Schlüpferschließer (Mumu-Tsu)	every time, men's dignity is destroyed by a woman	2013-10-11
12	12	Mega Piranha	Mega Piranha	2010	Orinoco-Knockout (Mega-Cai-Piranha)	every time, a Piranha jumps	2013-10-18

Season 2

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
13	1	Sharknado – Genug gesagt!	Sharknado	2013	Hai Tai Haiopai	every time, a shark flies	2014-01-10
14	2	Blacula	Blacula	1972	Bloody Blacky	every bite of a vampire	2014-02-07
15	3	Titanic II – Die Rückkehr	Titanic II	2010	Iceberg Surprise	every bad CGI scene	2014-03-07
16	4	Die sieben Männer der Sumuru	The Girl from Rio	1969	Summa Sumuru Clit Sprizz	every time, a person is tortured	2014-04-04
17	5	Monster des Grauens greifen an	Gezora, Ganime, Kamēba: Kessen! Nankai no Daikaijū	1970	Echs’ on the Beach	every time, a monster roars or makes any kind of noise	2014-05-02
18	6	Die schwarzen Zombies von Sugar Hill	Sugar Hill	1974	Voodoo Würgens	every new Zombie	2014-06-06
19	7	Zwiebel-Jack räumt auf	Cipolla Colt	1975	Long Onion Ice Tea; Zwie-Bellini; Zwiebel-Bowle	every time, Onion-Jack bites into a onion or drinks onion juice	2014-07-11
20	8	Camel Spiders – Angriff der Monsterspinnen	Camel Spiders	2011	Solifugae Solifugaa	every time, a spider or a person is killed	2014-08-01
21	9	Sharknado 2	Sharknado 2: The Second One	2014	Hai Tai Zwaiopai	every time, of a cameo appearance	2014-11-21
22	10	Flotte Teens und heiße Jeans	La liceale	1975	Happy Hymen Virgin Buster	every sexist scene	2014-11-28
23	11	Airplane vs. Volcano	Airplane vs. Volcano	2014	Lava Lava Liver Burner, Kerosin Sprizzz	every time… you want/need a drink (drink at your own will)	2014-12-05
24	12	Dracula jagt Frankenstein	Los Monstruos del Terror	1970	Team Dracula: Vamp-Eierlikör Team Frankenstein: Franken-Steinhäger	every time, a helpless woman screams	2014-12-12

Season 3

Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29. February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' ("Day of the Undead") with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
25	1	Der Hammer	No Holds Barred	1989	Alk Hogan	every time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit	2015-06-19
26	2	Battle of Los Angeles	Battle of Los Angeles	2011	L-Alien Ass Kicker	every time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead"	2015-06-26
27	3	Pudelnackt in Oberbayern	Pudelnackt in Oberbayern	1969	Bajuwarisches Blankbusenbier	every time, a nacked breast appears	2015-07-03
28	4	Xanadu	Xanadu	1980	Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taa	every time, somebody dance or sing	2015-07-10
29	5	Mega Python vs. Gatoroid	Mega Python vs. Gatoroid	2011	Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus Team Gator: Batida de Croco	Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator	2015-07-17
30	6	Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling	Crazy Couple	1979	Kung Fuzzius Screw Driver	every time, the ape of the hero appears	2015-07-24
31	7	Supersonic Man	Supersonic Man	1979	Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punch	every time, the hero discovers a new super power	2015-07-31
32	8	Thor – Der Allmächtige	Almighty Thor	2011	Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa	every time, the hero misses the enemy	2015-08-07
33	9	Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt	Double Trouble	1992	Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schlucki	every time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors	2015-08-14
34	10	Vampirella	Vampirella	1996	Blut-Tooth	every time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible	2015-08-21
35	11	Roboter der Sterne	Tie Chao Ren	1974	Großer Halluzinator	every time, the "magische Ballermann" ("Maha Baron") (the big, red robot) rotates his head	2015-08-28
36	12	Sharknado 3	Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!	2015	Hai Tai Draiopai	every time, Fin Shepard (the hero of the movie) kills a shark	2015-09-05
37	13	Knight Rider 2000	Knight Rider 2000	1991	Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Booster	every time, the movie get real boring	2015-11-27
38	14	Hentai Kamen	Hentai Kamen	2013	Pipi Popo Pöter Punsch	every time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy (aka. pervers special attack "Golden Powerbomb")	2015-12-04
39	15	Planet der Dinosaurier	Planet of the Dinosaurs	1977	48-Hour-Dinosaur-Sour	every time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done	2015-12-11
40	16	Snow Sharks	Avalanche Sharks	2013	Großer Weißer Kopfabreisser	every time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum"	2015-12-18

Season 4

In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which will include twelve movies.

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
41	1	Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne	Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne	1970	Mündliche Prüfung (Power-Pauker-Pennen-Wackler)	ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people	2016-07-15
42	2	Arachnoquake	Arachnoquake	2012	Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskey	every time, somebody says „Pops“	2016-07-22
43	3	Libero	Libero	1973	Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizz	every time, men with distinctive sideburns appears	2016-07-29
44	4	Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls	Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls	2008	Pain in the Brain-Quatermain	every time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna	2016-08-05
45	5	Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten	Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda	2014	Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss	Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark	2016-08-12
46	6	Dämonen aus dem All	La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin	1967	Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäcksler	every time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense	2016-08-19
47	7	Daniel, der Zauberer	[[Daniel_–_Der_Zauberer|]Daniel, der Zauberer]	2004	Cocksuck] er	every time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon (=Daniel) changes his outfit	2016-08-26
48	8	Metropolis 2000	I nuovi barbari	1982	Apokalypse Lau	every time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion	2016-09-02
49	9	Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde	Zhong guo chao ren	1975	Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hobler	every time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower	2016-09-09
50	10	Ich – ein Groupie	Ich – ein Groupie	1970	Bumskino Billigballerbrühe	every time, a nacked breast appears	2016-09-16
51	11	Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare	Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion	1984	Miles O’Keeffe – Aperitiv (Schiefer Kiefer Zungen-Triefer)	every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent	2016-09-23
52	12	Der Koloß von Konga	Xing xing wang	1977	Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch	Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong	2016-09-30
53	13	Sharknado 4	Sharknado: The 4th Awakens	2016	Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopai	every time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie	2016-12-02
54	14	Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen	Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen	1970	I’m just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee (Rüttens erster Vorschlag „Der Ilja Richter und sein Henker“ wurde von Kalkofe abgelehnt mit der Begründung, dass in der werberelevanten Zielgruppe den Dürrenmatt „keine Sau kennt“)	every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults	2016-12-09
55	15	Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer	Jack Frost	1997	Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnell	every time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim	2016-12-16
56	16	Santa Claus	Santa Claus	1959	Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayer	every time, when Santa laughs for no reason	2016-12-23

Season 5

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
57	1	Hentai Kamen: Abnormal Crisis	Hentai Kamen: Abunōmaru Kuraishisu	2016	Koko Kaka Klöten Klopper	every time, Hentai Kamen draws his classic King-testicle-collision „directly in the face“ or another one of his extremely perverted special attacks	2017-06-30
58	2	Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los	Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los	1982	Mama-Afrika-Malaria-Maneater	every time, our old Ösi-Chaplin Alexander Grill alias "Sammy the steward" verbally fires a mega gag, plays a mega gag or get hit by a gag in return	2017-07-07
59	3	Avengers Grimm	Avengers Grimm	2015	Rotnäschen und der böse Alk (aka Red Rülpsing Schluck)	every time, the girls nag each other	2017-07-14
60	4	Macho Man	Macho Man	1985	René-Weller-Faustpropeller-Fressendeller	every time, a never-seen man with a moustache appears	2017-07-21
61	5	Hobgoblins	Hobgoblins	1988	Hobgoblin-Hirn-Hornhaut-Heinzelmann	for every Hobgoblin that appears	2017-07-28
62	6	Samurai Cop	Samurai Cop	1991	Big-Dick-Wonder-Wig-Koma-Kick	every time, the wig is visible	2017-08-04
63	7	Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza	Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza	1983	Titten, Sonne, Alte Witza – Heidewitzka auf Ibiza	Team Love: every joke about sex and affection Team Songs: every terrible shit song or vibe Schlager	2017-08-11
64	8	Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies	Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies	2012	Let’s make America even greater – Lincoln Zombie-Annihilator!	every zombie eliminated	2017-08-18
65	9	Die Brut des Bösen	Die Brut des Bösen	1979	Nanu Lanoo Zack Bumm Anders Rum!	every time, our chicken-chested hero-stereotype brings own one of his opponents	2017-08-25
66	10	Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf	Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf	2015	Team Sharky: Sharktopus Leberschuss! Team Wolfi: Wolfswal Schädelqual!	Team Sharky: every victim that is assigned to the murderous shark mutant in the moving Krakenbein ballet skirt Team Wolfi: every wolfishly random devastation victim	2017-09-01
67	11	Max und Moritz Reloaded	Max und Moritz Reloaded	2005	Mad Max and Mental Moritz Mass-Murder Molotov-Cocktail	every constructed taboo break	2017-09-08
68	12	Star Crash – Sterne im Duell	Starcrash	1978	Star Crash Film Trash Brain Smash	every time, wone of the main characters of the intergalactic spectacle - reveals some new "ability"	2017-09-15
69	13	Sharknado 5: Global Swarming	5harknado: Global Swarming	2017	Hai Tai Haiaiaiaiaiopai	Team Fin: every time, when Chief Shark Slasher Fin takes one out Team Fun: every time, if in the picture a person is eaten, beaten, crushed or otherwise done in a funny way by a shark	2017-12-01
70	14	Lord of the Elves – Das Zeitalter der Halblinge	Clash of the Empires	2012	If there are no fucking Elves - you have to make them up yourselves!	every time, when a terribly lifelike monster appears in the picture, which makes our blood freeze in our veins	2017-12-08
71	15	Bigfoot – Die Legende lebt!	Bigfoot	2012	Bigfoot Blaster-Brainfuck Disaster	every time, Bigfoot kills a human	2017-12-15
72	16	Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod	Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod	1967	Dynamit-im-Schritt-Agenten-Sprit	every time, a fast zoom and/or hard camera panning one will be poured	2017-12-22

Season 6

Since all films have a clearance from 12 years on, the date was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.[6]

The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.[7]

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
73	1	Spiceworld – Der Film	Spice World	1997	Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Baby	every time, the Spice Girls sing	2018-04-06
74	2	Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen	Tentacoli	1977	Kraken - Miracle - Tentacle - Debacle	every time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything	2018-04-13
75	3	Herkules	Hercules	1983	Mega-Mucki Muskeltini	every time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion	2018-04-20
76	4	Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann	Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra	1967	After Sex Six Hour Nix Power	every time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers	2018-04-27
77	5	Die Rückkehr des King Kong	Kingu Kongu tai Gojira	1962	Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer	Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry	2018-08-03
78	6	Strippers vs Werewolves	Strippers vs Werewolves	2012	Lupusreiner hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper!	every time, "2-to-6 window [split-screen]]s" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades	2018-08-10
79	7	Slugs	Slugs, muerte viscosa	1988	Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzer	every time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch	2018-08-17
80	8	Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps	Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps	1981	Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht	every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film	2018-08-24
81	9	Saltwater: Atomic Shark	Saltwater	2016	Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell!	every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being	2018-08-31
82	10	Die Insel der Ungeheuer	The Food of the Gods	1976	Rat Pack - Ex & Weg (auch bekannt als Ratatouille Huiuiui)	every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures	2018-09-07
83	11	Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts	Sorceress	1982	Alter Falter Licht-Abschalter	every time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is.	2018-09-14
84	12	Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs	Cowboys vs Dinosaurs	2015	Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour	Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human	2018-09-21
85	13	Sharknado 6: The Last One	The Last Sharknado: It's About Time	2018	Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opai	For every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such	2018-11-30
86	14	Gefangene im Weltraum	Prison Ship	1986	A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Ray	every time, a woman is involved in a combat	2018-12-07
87	15	Der letzte Lude	Der letzte Lude	2003	Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer!	every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown	2018-12-14
88	16	Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns	Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman	2000	Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick!	for every rotten assassination by Jack	2018-12-21

Season 7

A Marvel film was presented at the beginning.[8] The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on September 28, 2019 at the Tempodrom in Berlin.[9] The summer season opened on August 23, 2019 with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on June 29, 2019.[10]

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
89	1	Captain America	Captain America	1990	Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata	Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic (and it won't be little) Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail	2019-04-26
90	2	Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall	Nightbeast	1982	Alien-Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäter	every time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm	2019-05-03
91	3	Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen	Dragon Crusaders	2011	Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquor	every time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture	2019-05-10
92	4	Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen	The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant	1971	Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Cracker	every time at a exploitative representation	2019-05-17
93	5	Plan 9 aus dem Weltall	Plan 9 from Outer Space	1959	Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Luke warm tap water from a plastic cup, even used	every time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear	2019-08-23
94	6	Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo	Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo	1983	Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischka	every time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way	2019-08-30
95	7	Die fliegenden Feuerstühle	Zhui sha	1973	Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowl	every shitty kick in a shitty fight	2019-09-06
96	8	Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus	Evil Toons	1992	Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknaller	whenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner	2019-09-13
97	9	Atomic Hero	The Toxic Avenger	1985	Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecher	every time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented	2019-09-20
98	10	Hausfrauen-Report 3	Hausfrauen-Report 3	1972	Woman in Chains	every time, when a pitiable housewife (Hausfrau) feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation	2019-09-27
99	11	Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All	Laserblast	1978	Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disaster	for any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact	2019-10-04
100	12	Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel	The Lost Empire	1985	Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasser	at every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us	2019-10-11
101	13	The Bees – Operation Todesstachel	The Bees	1978	Let it Bee	every time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film	2019-11-29
102	14	Santa’s Slay – Blutige Weihnachten	Santa's Slay	2005	We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fear	every time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in a announced amusing way	2019-12-06
103	15	Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules	Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole	1985	Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stress	every time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned	2019-12-13
104	16	6-Headed Shark Attack	6-Headed Shark Attack	2018	Six-Shooter-Schädelfluter	every time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere	2019-12-20

Season 8

For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The sommer season inlcudes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.

No. (Sum)	Nr. (Season)	Film (German title) [de:Wiki link]	Movie / Original Name [imdb link]	Release	Cocktail[5]	Drinking Game	Airing date
105	1	Troll 2	Troll 2	1990	Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollator	every time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency	2020-04-24
106	2	Das rote Phantom schlägt zu	Superargo contro Diabolikus	1966	Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch (in the tradition of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)	for every James Bond quote	2020-05-01
107	3	Ator – Herr des Feuers	Ator l'invincibile	1982	The Ator-Tur­e Never Stops	every time, we see a new piece of fur	2020-05-08
108	4	Trabbi goes to Hollywood	Trabbi goes to Hollywood	1991	Blonder kühler Nasenspüler	every time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand	2020-05-15
109	5	Tödliche Beute	Deadly Prey	1987	Rambo in the Bamboo – Stallone Klone to the Bone	for every death that our hero Mike Danton causes	2020-05-22
110	6	Der sechste Kontinent	At the Earth's Core	1976	Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallala	every time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy	2020-05-29
111	7	Rock Aliens	Voyage of the Rock Aliens	1984	Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervada	every time, a new song is played	2020-08-214
112	8	Die Mumie des Pharao	Dawn of the Mummy	1981	Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixier	every time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect	2020-08-21
113	9	Laß jucken, Kumpel	Laß jucken, Kumpel	1972	Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle	Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie	2020-08-28
114	10	Angriff der Riesenspinne	The Giant Spider Invasion	1975	saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticus	every time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests	2020-09-04
115	11	Dollman	Dollman	1991	Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär’s ein Teil von Peter Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink	every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman	2020-09-11
116	12	Masters of the Universe	Masters of the Universe	1987	He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Ding	every time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat	2020-09-18
117	13	Planet of the Sharks	Planet of the Sharks	2016	Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider♠	every time, a shark causes a victim	2020-11-27
118	14	R.O.T.O.R. - Die Killer-Maschine	R.O.T.O.R.	1987	Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor♦	every time, the rough Rotor-Robocop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force	2020-12-04
119	15	Gefangene des Universums	Prisoners of the Lost Universe	1983	Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umsteller	every time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit"	2020-12-11
120	16	Das Gehirn	The Brain	1988	Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenficker	ervery time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge	2020-12-18

♠ In the original Version/homepage it's written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite" - which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.

♦ see also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease

Season 9

At Jan 27 2020 was anounced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring.[11]

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