List of Conan episodes (2013)

This list of episodes of Conan details information on the 2013 episodes of Conan, a television program on TBS hosted by Conan O'Brien. Conan hosted shows at The Tabernacle in Atlanta, Georgia between April 1–4.[1] During the week of October 28–31, highlights of the past 20 years of Conan's show were shown.[2]

Conan
Season 2013
Country of origin	United States
No. of episodes	160
Release
Original network	TBS
Original release	January 7 – December 19, 2013
Season chronology

2013

January

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
351	"6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go"	January 7, 2013	Courteney Cox, Chris D'Elia	Dan Soder	[3]
352	"The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole"	January 8, 2013	Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie	Gary Clark, Jr.	[3]
353	"Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote"	January 9, 2013	Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra	Imagine Dragons	[3]
354	"Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong"	January 10, 2013	Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart	ZZ Ward	[3]
355	"All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off"	January 14, 2013	Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle	Chris Mann	[4]
356	"Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish"	January 15, 2013	Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer	Baron Vaughn	[4]
357	"The Chamomile Conundrum"	January 16, 2013	Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies	Trampled by Turtles	[4]
358	"Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!"	January 17, 2013	Martin Short, David Boreanaz	Jake Bugg	[4]
359	"Siri, Where Is My Kidney?"	January 21, 2013	Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps	Coheed and Cambria	[5]
360	"The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles"	January 22, 2013	Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls	The Lone Bellow	[5]
361	"Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening"	January 23, 2013	Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson	Electric Guest	[5]
362	"The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants"	January 24, 2013	Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton	Mo Mandel	[5]
363	"Sweet Home Al-Jazeera"	January 28, 2013	Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco	Los Straitjackets	[6]
364	"The Day the Mime Stood Still"	January 29, 2013	Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez	Adam Cayton-Holland	[6]
365	"Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)"	January 30, 2013	Adam Scott, Sanjay Gupta	Ben Folds Five	[6]
366	"Occupy 'Conan': When Outsourcing Goes Too Far"	January 31, 2013	Compilation special	N/A	[6]

February

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
367	"The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn"	February 4, 2013	William H. Macy, Harland Williams	Vintage Trouble with Booker T. Jones	[7]
368	"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags"	February 5, 2013	Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll	Randy Houser	[7]
369	"Yahtzee at the OK Corral"	February 6, 2013	Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross	Dirty Projectors	[7]
370	"The Strange Case of Case Strangerson"	February 7, 2013	Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn	Darryl Lenox	[7]
371	"The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice"	February 11, 2013	Don Cheadle, Bill Burr	Ed Sheeran	[8]
372	"The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication"	February 12, 2013	Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson	Jackie Kashian	[8]
373	"The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School"	February 13, 2013	Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow	Lupe Fiasco with Guy Sebastian	[8]
374	"Love Means Never Having to Say, 'Do You Think Your Friend Would Be into a Three-Way?'"	February 14, 2013	Phil McGraw, Julianne Hough	The Vaccines	[8]
375	"The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery"	February 19, 2013	Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins	Lisa Loeb with Chad Gilbert[9]	[10]
376	"'Walka Flocka Fame,' Said the Drunk Rooster"	February 20, 2013	Snooki and JWoww, Ken Marino	Mark Normand	[10]
377	"The Roomba with a View"	February 21, 2013	Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick	Family of the Year	[10]
378	"The All-Girl Sausage Party"	February 25, 2013	Zooey Deschanel, Benjamin McKenzie	Japandroids	[11]
379	"You Have the Right to Remain Naked"	February 26, 2013	Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult	Tenacious D	[11]
380	"The Legend of Legend Cove"	February 27, 2013	Johnny Galecki, The Miz	Hunter Hunted	[11]
381	"The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk"	February 28, 2013	Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman	Eugene Mirman	[11]

March

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
382	"Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title"	March 4, 2013	Jane Lynch, Justin Chon	Sarah Darling	[12]
383	"Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy"	March 5, 2013	Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman	Frightened Rabbit	[12]
384	"The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose"	March 6, 2013	Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik	Ian Edwards	[12]
385	"A Time to Kill Time"	March 7, 2013	James Franco, Robert Kirkman	Jamie N Commons	[12]
386	"The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances"	March 11, 2013	Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver	Snoop Lion	[13]
387	"The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployed"	March 12, 2013	Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev	Alex Koll	[13]
388	"Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes"	March 13, 2013	Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman	Aimee Mann with Ted Leo[14] (before joining forces in a new band The Both)	[13]
389	"The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie"	March 14, 2013	Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington	Luke Bryan	[13]
390	"I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins"	March 25, 2013	Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton	Langhorne Slim	[15]
391	"The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?"	March 26, 2013	Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor	Emily Heller	[15]
392	"The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle"	March 27, 2013	Seth Green, Charles Phoenix	The Milk Carton Kids	[15]

April

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
393	"The Ginger Went Down to Georgia"	April 1, 2013	Seth Rogen	Earthquake	[16]
394	"It's Not the Hotlanta, It's the Humidylanta"	April 2, 2013	Paul Rudd	von Grey	[16]
395	"Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured"	April 3, 2013	Steven Yeun	Darius Rucker	[16]
396	"The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title"	April 4, 2013	Charles Barkley	Macklemore & Ryan Lewis	[16]
397	"The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless… Oh Wait That's a Snake"	April 8, 2013	Adam Sandler, Molly Shannon	Nate Bargatze	[17]
398	"The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut"	April 9, 2013	Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau	Escondido	[17]
399	"Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville"	April 10, 2013	Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade	The Three O'Clock	[17]
400	"Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel"	April 11, 2013	Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale	Dropkick Murphys	[17]
401	"The Episode Title with Misplaced Emphasis"	April 15, 2013	Chelsea Handler, James Lesure	Bengt Washburn	[18]
402	"Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer"	April 16, 2013	Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo	Beth Hart	[18]
403	"Django Snowchained"	April 17, 2013	Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro	Fall Out Boy	[18]
404	"Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation"	April 18, 2013	Eva Mendes, Chris Messina	Alt-J	[18]
405	"Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III"	April 29, 2013	Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer	Old Crow Medicine Show	[19]
406	"Are You There God? It's Me, A Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services"	April 30, 2013	Ke$ha, Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand	^[A]	[19]

May

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
407	"Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis"	May 1, 2013	Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham	Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real	[19]
408	"Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name"	May 2, 2013	Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget	Shane Mauss	[19]
409	"The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me"	May 6, 2013	Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz	Jay Larson	[20]
410	"The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch"	May 7, 2013	Edie Falco, Marc Maron	Iron & Wine	[20]
411	"Press 'Pound' for Murder"	May 8, 2013	Simon Helberg, John Collins	Marina and the Diamonds	[20]
412	"The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige"	May 9, 2013	Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes	RNDM	[20]
413	"There Is No 'I' in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!"	May 14, 2013	Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha	The Slide Brothers with Shemekia Copeland	[21]
414	"IMDbCooper"	May 15, 2013	Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan	Beware of Darkness	[21]
415	"'Why Are You All Laughing?' Asked the Glass Blower"	May 16, 2013	Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham	Jen Kirkman	[21]
416	"The Princess and the P. Diddy"	May 20, 2013	Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub	The Black Angels	[22]
417	"Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke"	May 21, 2013	Ed Helms, Alice Eve	Cast of Workaholics	[22]
418	"The Completely Flat Man… in 3-D!!!"	May 22, 2013	Jesse Eisenberg, J. J. Abrams	Thirty Seconds to Mars	[22]
419	"The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard"	May 23, 2013	Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa	The Mowgli's	[22]

June

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
420	"Butt-Dial M for Murder"	June 3, 2013	Ellen Page, Craig Robinson	Myq Kaplan	[23]
421	"The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas"	June 4, 2013	Nick Offerman, Lena Headey	Divine Fits	[23]
422	"The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes the Wallflowers"	June 5, 2013	Alexander Skarsgård, George R. R. Martin	Houndmouth	[23]
423	"Alien Meets the Fokkers"	June 6, 2013	Danny McBride, Giada De Laurentiis	Capital Cities	[23]
424	"The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad"	June 10, 2013	Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, Maria Menounos	New Politics	[24]
425	"Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing"	June 11, 2013	Jonah Hill, Ice-T and Coco Austin	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.	[24]
426	"Escape from Podcast Mountain"	June 12, 2013	Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels	Erik Charles Nielsen	[24]
427	"The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6"	June 13, 2013	Usher, Eesha Khare	She & Him	[24]
428	"The Announcer Who Reapted Himself. The Announcer Who Reapted Himself."	June 24, 2013	Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander	Roy Wood, Jr.	[25]
429	"The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest"	June 25, 2013	Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson	Mavis Staples	[25]
430	"Never Name Your Daughter Dilda"	June 26, 2013	Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr	Ryan Bingham	[25]
431	"The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!"	June 27, 2013	Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe	Eve	[25]

July

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
432	"The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy"	July 8, 2013	Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon	Brent Morin	[26]
433	"When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer."	July 9, 2013	Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer	Portugal. The Man	[26]
434	"My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"	July 10, 2013	Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam	Bernhoft	[26]
435	"The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One 'Steve'"	July 11, 2013	John Malkovich, Derek Waters	Skillet	[26]
436	"The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie"	July 15, 2013	Charlie Day, Brittney Griner	The Neighbourhood	[27]
437	"There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm"	July 16, 2013	Howie Mandel, Professor Brian Cox	Mikal Cronin	[27]
438	"Zero on the Richter Scale"	July 17, 2013	Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz	Pretty Lights with Talib Kweli	[27]
439	"Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S"	July 18, 2013	Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn, Pete Holmes	N/A	[27]
440	"99% Effort, 1% Milk."	July 22, 2013	Bill Hader, Lake Bell	Jimmy Eat World	[28]
441	"Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters"	July 23, 2013	Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani	The 1975	[28]
442	"'What Is Jeopardy?' Said the Senile Alex Trebek"	July 24, 2013	Aaron Paul, Nick Frost	Bastille	[28]
443	"Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy"	July 25, 2013	Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard	Dwayne Perkins	[28]
444	"Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes"	July 29, 2013	Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco	Franz Ferdinand	[29]
445	"One If By Land, Two If By Jetski"	July 30, 2013	Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley	Dan St. Germain	[29]
446	"Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge"	July 31, 2013	Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan	Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros	[29]

August

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
447	"My Big Fat Greek Landlord"	August 1, 2013	Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss	Tom Odell	[29]
448	"Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening"	August 5, 2013	Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna	Florida Georgia Line	[30]
449	"Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in 'Conan' show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)"	August 6, 2013	Steve Martin and Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin	Steve Martin and Edie Brickell	[30]
450	"Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warming"	August 7, 2013	Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik	Julian McCullough	[30]
451	"The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference"	August 8, 2013	Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer	Twenty One Pilots	[30]
452	"Now You See Me, Now You Put on Your Glasses and See Me Better."	August 12, 2013	Val Kilmer, Amber Heard	Paramore	[31]
453	"Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D"	August 13, 2013	Liam Hemsworth, Chloë Grace Moretz	J. Cole	[31]
454	"The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One"	August 14, 2013	Eric Bana, Josh Gad	The National	[31]
455	"Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas"	August 15, 2013	Harrison Ford, Donald Faison	Kurt Braunohler	[31]

September

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
456	"The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched"	September 3, 2013	Jason Biggs, Alison Pill	Rory Scovel	[32]
457	"The Self-Centered Man Who Called It 'MeTube'"	September 4, 2013	Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton	Spin Doctors	[32]
458	"DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 Angry Men"	September 5, 2013	Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines	Delta Rae	[32]
459	"The Evil 'S' Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter"	September 9, 2013	Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich	Tony Deyo	[33]
460	"A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change"	September 10, 2013	Simon Pegg, Martin Riese	Local Natives	[33]
461	"The Man Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead."	September 11, 2013	Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz	Gov't Mule	[33]
462	"Nurder, She Wrote Without Proofreading"	September 12, 2013	Key and Peele, Charlyne Yi	Wavves	[33]
463	"Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango"	September 16, 2013	Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox	Jason Isbell	[34]
464	"The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In"	September 17, 2013	Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi	Atlas Genius	[34]
465	"Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills"	September 18, 2013	Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan	Sammy Obeid	[34]
466	"The Fast and the Bi-Curious"	September 19, 2013	Louis C.K.	Thompson Square	[34]
467	"Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White"	September 23, 2013	The Cast and Creator of Breaking Bad	Los Cuates de Sinaloa	[35]
468	"Now is the Winter of Our Disco Tent"	September 24, 2013	Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne	Mike Lawrence	[35]
469	"The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album"	September 25, 2013	The Cast and Creators of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Melissa Rauch	Deer Tick	[35]
470	"Word is a Four-Letter Word"	September 26, 2013	Andy Samberg, Slash	Slash and Myles Kennedy	[35]
471	"The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle of"	September 30, 2013	Demi Lovato, J. B. Smoove	Moby	[36]

October

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
472	"Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home"	October 1, 2013	Adam Scott, Hannah Simone	Jake Bugg	[36]
473	"Font Wars: Helvetica vs. Calibri Part 3"	October 2, 2013	CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant	Goodie Mob	[36]
474	"A Word-for-Word Re-Enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode"	October 3, 2013	Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan	Erin Foley	[36]
475	"Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper"	October 14, 2013	Steven Yeun, Eric André	Aparna Nancherla	[37]
476	"The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined"	October 15, 2013	Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon	Jake Owen	[37]
477	"Throwing Shade Since 1993"	October 16, 2013	Ke$ha, Jesse Bering	Fitz and the Tantrums	[37]
478	"[Tonight's Episode] Is Not in Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme."	October 17, 2013	Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson, Dave "Gruber" Allen as Pope Francis	Ricky Skaggs and Bruce Hornsby	[37]
479	"Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men"	October 21, 2013	Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes	Tedeschi Trucks Band	[38]
480	"The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That 'Good at Math' Stereotype"	October 22, 2013	Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss	Sam Simmons	[38]
481	"The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of 'Brokeback Mountain'"	October 23, 2013	Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll	Okkervil River	[38]
482	"Microwaving Fish at Work is a War Crime"	October 24, 2013	Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine	Lindsey Stirling	[38]
483	"Please Wait While Your Show Title is Being Processed"	October 28, 2013	Steven Wright	N/A	[39]
484	"Two Decades, Two Laughs"	October 29, 2013	Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield	N/A	[39]
485	"A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences"	October 30, 2013	Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson	Queens of the Stone Age	[39]
486	"That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years"	October 31, 2013	Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus	N/A	[39]

November

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
487	"CDLXXXVII for My Roman Peeps"	November 4, 2013	Kevin Kline, Brie Larson	King Krule	[40]
488	"The Aqua-Boy Who Cried 'Squid!'"	November 5, 2013	Shane Victorino and Jonny Gomes, Artie Lange	Johnny Marr	[40]
489	"What Happens in Vegas Stays in Your Bloodstream and Eventually Spreads to Your Wife"	November 6, 2013	Aziz Ansari, Deepak Chopra	Adam Yenser	[40]
490	"Less Rock, More Talk"	November 7, 2013	Chris Hemsworth, Marc Maron	Gavin DeGraw	[40]
491	"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: He Made a Deal with the D.A."	November 11, 2013	Jon Cryer, Chris Hadfield	Avril Lavigne	[41]
492	"The Vegan Zombie Who Only Ate Brainfurky"	November 12, 2013	Dax Shepard, Regina Hall	Sean Patton	[41]
493	"In the Kingdom of the Blind, I Don't Have to Wear Pants"	November 13, 2013	Will Arnett, Jim Gaffigan	M.I.A.	[41]
494	"James and the Giant Peach Test the Limits of Unconventional Love"	November 14, 2013	Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell, Chris Elliott	Yuna	[41]
495	"That Which Doesn't Kill You Will Regroup and Try Again Tomorrow"	November 18, 2013	Eric Stonestreet, David Morrissey	Reggie Watts	[42]
496	"Tony Danza's Incredibly Inaccurate Book About Feudal Japan"	November 19, 2013	Paulina Rubio and Simon Cowell, Jimmy Pardo	Lissie	[42]
497	"You'd Look Good in Burgundy, But Burgundy Would Look Better in You"	November 20, 2013	Ron Burgundy	Jessie Ware	[42]
498	"The One Where Andy Goes Full-On Rob Ford"	November 21, 2013	James Franco, Neal McDonough	Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers	[42]

December

No.	Title	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)	Ref.
499	"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because There is a Murderer on the Loose"	December 2, 2013	Casey Affleck, Chris D'Elia	Jay Larson	[43]
500	"The 'I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt' Guy Rethinks His Position"	December 3, 2013	Will Forte, Felicity Jones	Dawes	[43]
501	"Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I Made It Out of Thermoplastic High Density Polypropylene"	December 4, 2013	Ben Stiller, Evangeline Lilly	The Wild Feathers	[43]
502	"All the President's 'Meh'"	December 5, 2013	Jim Parsons, Steve Coogan	Daniel Sloss	[43]
503	"The Surprisingly Peaceful Life of Steve Violent"	December 9, 2013	Snoop Dogg, Mike Birbiglia	7 Days of Funk with Snoopzilla and Dâm-Funk	[44]
504	"'Tis the Season to Use the Word 'Tis"	December 10, 2013	Jason Schwartzman, Columbus Short	Pentatonix	[44]
505	"The Typo That Saved Christmaf"	December 11, 2013	Benedict Cumberbatch, George Takei	John Legend	[44]
506	"'Twas the Fortnight Minus One Night Before Christmas"	December 12, 2013	Adam Levine, Tim Conway	Lee Ranaldo and the Dust	[44]
507	"Santa's Undocumented Helpers"	December 16, 2013	Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Barkhad Abdi	Tom Papa	[45]
508	"If Visions of Sugarplums Last More Than 4 Hours, Please Call Your Physician"	December 17, 2013	Tom Hanks	The Head and the Heart	[45]
509	"Gold, Frankincense and Murder"	December 18, 2013	Jennifer Lawrence, Bob Odenkirk	Bad Religion	[45]
510	"Agnostic Santa and the Secular Humanist Christmas"	December 19, 2013	Christina Applegate, Skylar Astin	Young the Giant	[45]

Notes

^A Paramore was the musical guest scheduled to appear on April 30, 2013. The band's appearance was cancelled shortly before the taping of the show due to lead singer Hayley Williams' illness.[46]

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