Jeopardy (song)

"Jeopardy" is a hit song released in 1983 by The Greg Kihn Band on their album Kihnspiracy. It is the band's only Top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, reaching number 2 in May 1983 (behind Michael Jackson's "Beat It") and also hitting number 1 on the dance charts for two weeks a month earlier. The song also reached number 63 on the UK Singles Chart, becoming the band's only charting song in the UK. The song is written in the key of D minor.

"Jeopardy"
Artwork for French release
Single by The Greg Kihn Band
from the album Kihnspiracy
B-side	"Fascination"
Released	1983
Genre	Power pop[1]
Length	3:47
Label	Beserkley Records
Songwriter(s)	Greg Kihn, Steve Wright
Producer(s)	Matthew King Kaufman
The Greg Kihn Band singles chronology
"Happy Man" (1982) "Jeopardy" (1983) "Tear That City Down" (1983)

Track listing

7" single

1. "Jeopardy" (3:47)
2. "Fascination" (2:43)

12" single

1. "Jeopardy" [dance mix] (6:45)
2. "Jeopardy" [instrumental version] (6:32)

Music video

The song was featured in a surrealistic music video depicting a wedding disintegrating into a nightmare.

Plot description

The video opens with a bride-to-be getting out of her car screen right and enters a church. Soon afterwards a groom-to-be portrayed by Kihn himself gets out of another car screen left and enters an adjoining church. Entering in the groom's back entrance, he is readied for his impending marriage to another bride by his parents, who nudge him into the church's main hall.

Inside the main hall, a children's choir is seen singing the song's first chorus, the minister, the rest of the groom's family, as well as the groom's ushers portrayed by Kihn's band. The (other) bride is led by her father, who rather forcefully gives her to Kihn. As the minister recites the vow questions, Kihn turns his head backwards multiple times, as he cannot help feeling that something is amiss at the ceremony. He looks at his parents and notices that they are handcuffed together.

The minister asks Kihn for the ring. He looks at this bride's parents and sees that the hands that are being held together in a handshake of friendship merge and morph into a bone-destroying blob. The minister asks Kihn for the ring again. He looks at his aunt and uncle and notices that they are literally joined at the hip. The minister asks Kihn for the ring a third time, this time using sign language.

He reaches into his coat pocket and finds the ring, puts it on the bride's hand and takes off the veil. The bride proves to be a zombie, who lets out an earth-shattering scream. This is a possible reference to Bride of the Monster. Kihn screams in horror at the sight. The entire congregation turns into zombies possibly referencing Night of the Living Dead except for Kihn, who makes his first attempt at escaping.

Just as he is halfway down the aisle between the church's pews, a gigantic, tentacled monster emerges from the church's podium. The monster pulls him to the center of the church. Kihn, in retaliation, breaks off a piece of a pew and uses it as a spear. He pokes and cuts into the tentacle with the "pew spear," and the monster goes back down into the floorboards.

Kihn then uses it like a guitar and sings a repeat of the second verse to the crowd. He then makes a second run for the door, the congregation coming after him, and this time he succeeds. Next is seen what looks like a successful end to the proceedings, but it is revealed to be a movie watched by burning skeletons of the bride and groom.

The screen dissolves to reveal that this has all been a dream of Kihn's. Kihn then takes a bottle of champagne and sneaks out the back way of the church. He jumps into a convertible and glances over, just in time to see the bride-to-be from the video's beginning running away from her own wedding. He pulls in front of her, and she gets into his car. Its license plate reads "LIPS." They pop the cork of the champagne bottle and the video ends.

Video production

Exterior shots of the video were filmed in San Francisco's Mission District.

Parody

A parody of the song, titled "I Lost on Jeopardy", was released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in 1984. Kihn appeared in a cameo in the music video for Yankovic's parody, driving the car into which Yankovic is thrown after being "ejected" from the Jeopardy! game show, parodying the end of the "Jeopardy" video. Its license plate reads "LOSER" instead of "LIPS". The bride still pops the cork of the champagne bottle and the video ends. Art Fleming and Don Pardo, host and announcer, respectively, of the original version of Jeopardy!, also make cameo appearances.

Charts

Weekly charts Chart (1983) Peak position Australia (Kent Music Report)[2] 11 Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[3] 22 Canada Top Singles (RPM)[4] 4 France (IFOP)[5] 13 Germany (Official German Charts)[6] 18 Ireland (IRMA)[7] 17 Italy (FIMI)[8] 8 Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[9] 15 Netherlands (Single Top 100)[10] 21 New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)[11] 17 South Africa (Springbok Radio)[12] 6 Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[13] 8 Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[14] 4 UK Singles (OCC)[15] 63 US Billboard Hot 100[16] 2 US Billboard Hot Black Singles[16] 48 US Billboard Hot Dance Club Play[16] 1 US Billboard Top Tracks[16] 5 US Cash Box[17] 5

Year-end charts Chart (1983) Rank Australia (Kent Music Report)[2] 83 Canada Top Singles (RPM)[18] 25 France (IFOP)[19] 52 Italy (FIMI)[8] 60 US Billboard Hot 100[20] 21 US Cash Box[21] 35

See also

• List of number-one dance singles of 1983 (U.S.)

References

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External links

• Lyrics of this song at MetroLyrics