We Couldn't Think of a Title
We Couldn't Think of a Title is the first studio album by American comedy rock band Psychostick. The album features Psychostick's brand of metal/hardcore mixed with humor, with some of the tracks being comedy skits or transitions to other songs, like Death Burger, Indecision (which is a recurring skit throughout the album), and Good Morning. Originally self-released on May 16, 2003. This album also contains their most successful track, "BEER!!!".
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| Released |  May 16, 2003September 12, 2006 (reissue)  November 5, 2007 | |||
| Recorded | Headpop Studios Joshy Apartment Studios Robby's crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth | |||
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| Length | 68:07 71:42 (reissue) | |||
| Label | Self-released Rock Ridge (reissue) | |||
| Producer | Joshua Key, Psychostick | |||
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"We Couldn't Think of a Title" reached #41 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers,[2] #4 on the Billboard's Top Heatseeker's (West North Central),[3] and #48 on the Top Independent Albums.[4]
Track listing
All tracks are written by Psychostick (Robert Kersey, Joshua Key, Mike Kocian, and Alex Preiss).
| No. | Title | Length |
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| 1. | "Indecision" | 0:58 |
| 2. | "Scrotal-Torment" | 2:58 |
| 3. | "Two Ton Paperweight" | 4:32 |
| 4. | "Death Burger!" | 0:53 |
| 5. | "No Pun Intended" | 0:09 |
| 6. | "Why, Oh, Why?" | 5:09 |
| 7. | "Pluh" | 5:50 |
| 8. | "BEER!!" | 2:13 |
| 9. | "Prozak Milkshake" | 5:54 |
| 10. | "Throwin' Down" | 5:17 |
| 11. | "I HATE Doing Laundry" | 0:27 |
| 12. | "Return of the Death Burger!" | 0:23 |
| 13. | "Largiloquent Dithyramb" | 5:06 |
| 14. | "Lizard Sphere X" | 2:30 |
| 15. | "Orgasm = Love" | 4:47 |
| 16. | "Good Morning" | 1:37 |
| 17. | "In a Band to Get Chicks" | 4:11 |
| 18. | "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum / Hidden Track!!!!!!" | 15:26 |
| 19. | "ABCDEath" (2006 reissue track) | 1:07 |
| 20. | "The Jagermeister Love Song" (2006 reissue track) | 2:28 |
B-sides
- "Hokey Fuckin' Pokey" — 3:42 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent)
- "Those Stupid Ifs" - 5:17 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent)
Alternate Releases
A version with all of the skits and short songs removed from the album is sold on iTunes
Personnel
Psychostick
- Robert "The Notorious R.O.B." Kersey (Lead Vocals)
- Joshua "Special J" Key (Guitar, Vocals)
- Mike "Hawkizzard" Kocian (Bass Guitar, Vocals)
- Alex "The Boy" Preiss (Percussion, Annoying Bird Sounds) Co-Lead Vocals (16)
- Guest Appearances:
- "BEER!" – Brian Navarro (answering beer part), Crack Money Records, Biomech, Detox, Digital E, Halfgain, Makeshift, Headcreep, This, The Washingtons, and Wisdom of Eternity.
- "Throwin' Down" – Lindsey Hans
- "Orgasm = Love" – Becky Williams
- "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum" – Shannon Siggins and Becky Williams
- "Lizard Sphere X" – Big Daddy Crack and Double Dee
- "Jagermeister Love Song" – Vince "V" Johansen
- All songs written and performed by Psychostick
- Drums Recorded by Scott Seymann at Headpop Studios
- Guitars and Bass Recorded at Joshy Apartment Studios
- Vocals Recorded at Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth
- Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
- Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
- Mastered by Dave Shirk at Sonorus Mastering Inc.
- Kickdrum Triggering by Ted Preiss
- Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
- "The Dumb" street team led by Tony Schiavo and Alex Preiss
Chart performance
| Chart (2006) | Peak position |
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| US Billboard Top Heatseekers[2] | 41 |
| US Billboard Top Heatseekers (North West Central)[3] | 4 |
| US Billboard Top Independent Albums[4] | 48 |
Trivia
Psychostick's musical influences are mentioned during a skit following the song 'Pluh' (but within the same track on the album), in which the band continues discussing potential album names for their release. For example, one band-member suggests naming the album 'Destroy Erase Chaosphere,' which references two of Meshuggah's studio albums. Other musical acts mentioned are Pantera and Sevendust.