Analphabetapolothology

Analphabetapolothology is an anthology album by Cap'n Jazz released in 1998 on Jade Tree Records. It catalogues almost every song recorded and released by the band during their time together save for an early song called "Naive."

Analphabetapolothology
Compilation album by Cap'n Jazz
Released	January 8, 1998
Genre	Emo emo pop post-hardcore indie rock art punk
Length	99:21
Label	Jade Tree Records
Cap'n Jazz chronology
Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards in the Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over (1995) Analphabetapolothology (1998)

The album consists of the band's first and only full length studio album along with songs from EPs, compilation tracks, live recordings, and previously unreleased outtakes and demos.

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Allmusic	link
Pitchfork Media	(8.5/10) link
Punknews.org	link
UpbeetMusic	link

Track listing

Disc 1

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Little League"	3:57
2.	"Oh Messy Life"	2:03
3.	"Puddle Splashers"	2:03
4.	"Flashpoint: Catheter"	3:25
5.	"In the Clear"	1:57
6.	"Yes, I Am Talking to You"	2:36
7.	"Basil's Kite"	2:36
8.	"Bluegrassish"	1:08
9.	"Planet Shhh"	2:59
10.	"The Sands Have Turned Purple"	2:46
11.	"Precious"	2:44
12.	"¡Qué suerté!"	3:05
13.	"Take On Me" (a-ha cover)	3:03
14.	"Tokyo"	3:59
15.	"Ooh Do I Love You"	2:41
16.	"Hey Ma, Do I Hafta Choke on These"	2:09
17.	"Forget Who We Are" (live)	2:46
18.	"Olerud" (live)	3:28

Disc 2

No.	Title	Length
1.	"We Are Scientists!"	3:14
2.	"Sea Tea"	2:32
3.	"Troubled by Insects"	3:58
4.	"Rocky Rococo"	4:22
5.	"In the Clear"	2:14
6.	"Soria"	2:17
7.	"No Use for a Piano Player When You Got a Player Piano"	1:38
8.	"Scary Kids Scaring Kids"	4:49
9.	"Bluegrass"	4:12
10.	"Winter Wonderland"	1:45
11.	"AOK"	3:02
12.	"Geheim"	2:41
13.	"Sergio Valente"	3:29
14.	"Easy Driver"	3:20
15.	"Theme to '90210'"	2:18
16.	"Ooh Do I Love You" (acoustic)	4:05